And also because I’ve always wanted a dashing, frying pan-wielding male secretary. Because both Matilda and his Menagerie of Awesomeness™ miss him, and would love to have him move into the Harem with them. 🔑 Cornelius Harrison, aka the Closet Savage. Because superiorly intelligent, pacifist bears are super hot. Sooooo, I already did the Poof Gone Harem Thing (PGHT™) on Rogan didn’t you get the wedding invite?, Nevada, Grandma Frida, Matilda, and the House Harrison Menagerie of Awesomeness (HHMoA™) a looooooong time ago meaning: back off puny humans, unless you want to have your little puny heads delicately chopped off via serrated pincers and stuff, and will now be snatching away and locking up kindly rescuing: ➽ And the moral of this rerererererereread is: actually, no, what we need here is not a moral, but an update. Previous rating: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX³ stars. 💉 Some Clueless People Use Illegal Drugs to Get High But That's Just Because They're Um Clueless and Stuff and Have Never Read a Tactile IA Book Before Ha Buddy Rerererererererereread (SCPUIDtGHBTJBTUCaSaHNRa TIABBHBR™) with the IA Addicts 💉

So yay and stuff, Bug is mine mine mine and stuff, let's dance and stuff! Now if that doesn't make him Instant Harem Material (IHM™), I don't know what will. I mean, the guy told the Desperately Pathetic Bitch (DPB™) Rynda to fish off when she asked him to get her coffee, then insisted on getting some for Nevada. ➽ And the moral of this rerererererereread is: time for another kidnapping adoption update! Because I just realized I had failed to secure Abraham Bug the last four time s I read this book! Which is slightly outrageous and stuff! So outrageous that if I wasn't me I'd most certainly unleash my murderous crustaceans on my little nefarious self, for failing to lock up rescue everyone's favorite Swarmer. Book 6: Ruby Fever - to be released 2022.

➽ And the moral of this rerererererereread is: Thou shalt not slightly squish people with random tanks you have lying around somewhere in your industrial garage.

Wildfire by Ilona Andrews